what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Randomize
