i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
ok first of all what the fuck
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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