If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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