sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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