Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize