took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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