so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
