Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
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