I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I think i got beer on your cat.
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