Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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