Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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