I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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