i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
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