So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
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