I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
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