So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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