Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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