I heard we made out
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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