His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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