we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
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