just survived the first fart of the relationship.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
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