so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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