It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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