Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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