Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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