its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
dude. I can hear the air.
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