**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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