i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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