Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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