Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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