sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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