She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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