Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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