some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Randomize
