How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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