that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
She told me I should be a condom model.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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