used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
wow bdsm is so cute
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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