Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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