Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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