I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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