I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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