Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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