I hate your face
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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