walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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