Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize