i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
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