your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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