And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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