Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Randomize
