I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
dude. I can hear the air.
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