I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Do plants get herpes?
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