So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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